Knob Bobber, Head Doctor, MIC Checker, Tongue Terror, Kitty Keeper, Monkey mouth, Sock Blower, etc, etc, etc … These are some of the many nick names for the newly popular practice of oral sex, best known as “HEAD”!!! Going down and blessing the “solider” or “kitty” is a sexual practice that is on the rise in the bedrooms, living rooms, college campuses and high schools of America’s sexually active. According to sex researchers and many horny Americans that have been polled, the consensus is that HEAD is the fastest method in which to achieve stimulation and climax without all of the demands of intimacy that come from sex.
According to sex researchers and a good portion of my friend’s women, girls’, boys and men now enjoy receiving oral sex more than any other type of sexual activity. Many explain that “HEAD” (faletio) and “kitty keeping” (cunnilingus) has become a mainstream sexual activity, reflecting a change in the tide of previous sexual practices and the growing need for women and men to achieve immediate stimulation and climax.
A recent survey shows that the act of “kitty keeping” is fast becoming as common as “MIC checking” (fellatio), Oral sex is now extremely popular among teenagers and young adults (Bay-Cheng & Fava, 2010 in psychworld.com). Getting the “kitty kept” is becoming increasingly common for young professional women and is a fundamental part of the 21st Century sexual revolution, University of Alberta researcher Brea Malacad (www.unicell.inc) said about a recent study she conducted into oral sex trends. All the women in her study of 18-25 year old who’d had traditional sex also had oral sex, she found. Most women who had oral sex did so because they enjoyed the feeling of getting there “kitties kept”. And almost a third said they enjoyed giving “blessing the solider” because it made them feel like “BOSS CHICS” who were in charge of the moment.
Men that were surveyed claimed that they enjoy getting there “MIC’s checked” because in addition to feeling wet their partners are able to perform functions with their mouths that the kitty can’t do. (WomenHealth.com)
Not surprisingly, “blessing the solider” and getting the “kitty kept” is more popular among “Boss Chic’s” (women with good sexual self-esteem) and every day sexually active men. Researchers have found that women who view their genitals (roast beef) positively have more sex and enjoy it more than others. In contrast, those who view their genitals negatively get less pleasure out of getting their “kitty kept” (Reinholtz & Muehlenhard, 1995, psychworld.com). Women who have greater sexual openness, self-awareness, and who are assertive in the bedroom tend to experience the “monkey munching” (cunnilingus) earlier in life and thus they have more enjoyable sexual experiences (Bay-Cheng & Fava, 2010, psychworld.com).
Why has getting “HEAD” become so popular and trendy? Both women and men polled explain that “HEAD” simply gets the job done more proficiently. Around 70 percent of ladies can only bust (orgasm) if their clit (clitoris) is stimulated directly with lips, tongue, fingers, or items such as ‘cheat dicks’ aka vibrators, while a minority (about 30 percent) of ladies can climax through getting their “cheeks beat” (vaginal intercourse). It’s a controversial and sensitive issue for men simply because men do not require much to “bust” and are often expected to finish the job by “eating da monkey” (cunnilingus). Sexologists believe that the “clit” is the source of all female orgasms. However, women can climax through vaginal intercourse if their “clit” is also stimulated by the position chosen. Most men (like myself) prefer to “beat cheeks” “dogg pound style” (a sex position in which a person bends over, crouches on all fours , or lies on their stomach, for sexual intercourse ) According to research “dogg pound style” is the best sex position that massages the G-spot or allows for one to use the “combo” (dual vaginal/clitoral stimulation). Experts suggest that grinding the kitty (vagina) is one of the best known positions for stimulating the clit. Often times to reach an orgasm, women need ongoing, steady stimulation which means that the giver needs to be patient and not rush. In “beating cheeks” fellas typically “bust” more quickly than women because there solider is easier to stimulate.
Researchers explain that “Kitty keeping” is more of a sure bet for women to bust, but men do enjoy “getting the knob bobbed” at the same rate despite the fact that they can bust easier and faster by either “beating cheeks” or “head”. “Kitty keeping” is important to ladies simply because it’s more likely that the giver will provide the right kind of turn on , there are no distractions such as a “warning shot” (immature orgasm) or “getting beat to the finish line” (own impending orgasm). The giver is also able to stimulate different spots simultaneously using the “combo” (hands and mouth stimulation) which is more likely to take a recipient of head to the promise land quicker. The sensations of the tongue and mouth muscles are a favorite amongst men and women because it is soft, wet, warm and deliberate. Not to mention that saliva is a natural lubricant that prevents “skid outs” (dry rubbing during intercourse). It goes without saying that the wetter the kitty (more aroused vagina) and the stronger the solider (more erect penis) is from “head”, the easier it is for both the woman and man to “bust” from “beating cheeks”.
According to (TodayHealth.com) another element of why “HEAD” has become so popular amongst teenagers and young professionals is because they have identified “HEAD” as a means to getting what they want sexually without the strain of having to make an emotional connection to someone who they find physically attractive. Despite the fact that research indicates that the body releases Oxytocin (the “Bonding Hormone”) however you “bust”,some still believe that “HEAD” does not come with the same emotional responsibility as sexual intercourse. Some of the other explanations that I’ve heard as to why “HEAD” is better than intercourse, is that folks believe it is safer. They believe that there is lower risk of contracting any STD’s or getting pregnant because they abstained from “beating cheeks”. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, about two-thirds of U.S. teens and young adults have had oral sex mistakenly thinking it’s a safer alternative to regular intercourse, However, young people, particularly those who have oral sex before “beating cheeks”, may still be placing themselves at risk of STIs or HIV before they are ever at risk of pregnancy.”
Given all these great facts and info I will say that I am also one who Loves “getting my sox’s blown off”! As a fanatic and expert in “kitty keeping” I admit that “HEAD” is good!!! Damn I would even argue that if done properly that “HEAD” is Tony the tiger GREEEEAAT!!!! But my questions and thoughts for the world are: has “HEAD” taken the place of good old fashion cheek beating, love making, doing the laying mambo or getting the draws? Has the emotional connection, physical exertion, smell and body sweat of penetrating vaginal sex been replaced with a blow job? Has an act that was intended to be a co-star taken the lead role in the movie? Do people no longer need emotional connections? Is there no concern of getting to know your partner’s sexual buttons anymore?
Some will argue that HEAD requires no emotional connection, little risk and little physical exertion making it very appealing and appropriate for today’s busy American. Some will say HEAD isn’t sex since there is no vaginal penetration! Others explain that “HEAD” is stress free, not a big deal because you’re just putting it in your mouth… Who knows what the right answers are to these questions? Anyway next time you’re in a position to get it popping, do me a favor and think about what your reasons are for putting it in your mouth…
Yay! Yay! WESTSIDE All DAY…